president: sarah palin - clearly the most qualified
vp: michele bachmann - clonely the most qualified
press secretary: joe miller - firm belief in freedom of the press
secretary of state: sharron angle - proven ability to deal with
non-americans
secretary of treasury: todd palin - because hes been dealing with all of
sarahs income
attorney general: christine odonnell - has a clear understanding of the
constitution
secretary of defense: dick armey - his qualifications are right there in his
gay porn star name
secretary of homeland security: jan brewer - she can see mexico from her
house
secretary of the interior: charles koch - you can trust him, really
secretary of agriculture: david koch - honestly, once charles is done
nothing is going to grow anyways
secretary of commerce: tom tancredo - no more 'made in china' with him
secretary of labor: jim demint - a little slavery cant be all bad, right?
secretary of health and human services: bristol palin - well duh shes
qualified
secretary of hud: rand paul - great ability to deal with urban types
secretary of transportation: ken buck - can cut down on those darn women
drivers
secretary of energy: glenn beck - certainly his tears can fuel the world
secretary of education: carl paladino - he has plenty of smarts to pass
along
secretary of veterans affairs: john mccain - well he is a warmonger
todays recommendation:
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/11/15/804603/-Should-Liberals-Be-Afraid-With-Poll
