Friday, January 21, 2011

from another point of view

im sure youve all seen the woman falling in a fountain video by now.  let me offer a different point of view.  of course i laughed when i saw it, even though i question everything and thought it might be fake.  well its obviously real since the dumb bitch is now thinking about suing the mall.  and thats when i found out who she is and where this took place.  i had the pleasure of living a mile or so from this mall for a brief period of time, so here is my take. 
 
these people are inbred fucks.  reading pennsylvania is not only the biggest shithole of pennsylvania but most likely the biggest shithole of the country.  i lived there for one year, almost like it was a court mandated sentence.  the only days when the sky was blue were thanksgiving, christmas and easter.  the days the factories in the area happened to be shut down.  the other 362 days the sky was dirt gray.  and you know what?  nobody noticed.  nobody noticed because they all had lived there so long and breathed in all that gray air they didnt know air was supposed to be clean and the sky blue.  besides that, and not to be petty, everyone was butt ugly too.  probably due to the inbreeding.  which also accounts for the stupidity.
 
some comments about the article below. 
 
walter, do really need to tell the world you are born again christians?  didnt get it right the first time you dumb fuck?
 
and cathy, what further evidence do you need to prove your stupidity?  you fell in a fountain and left your phone out where the low life of reading pa could steal it, it has been a bad week, dumbass.
 
also, according to the youtube clock, pedro from housekeeping checks on her about 30 seconds after she climbed out of the fountain, not 20 minutes later like she claimed.  so she got up and out of the fountain immediately and someone from the mall did check on her. 
 
finally, to address the 'what ifs' from these brainiacs.  what if it was a senior citizen?  well yes it would still be funny.  and really, how many senior citizens do you see texting for starters, or texting and doing anything else whatsoever.  seniors arent really known for multitasking abilities.  and what if you were driving a bus and couldnt stop.  well walter, you would have run over the other dumbass texting while walking bitch.
 
todays recommendation:
 
 
oh ya, nice rap sheet you "born again" piece of shit